How to travel out of your car in style (with a little social engineering)

First - You need a shower Where do you go? I ain't paying for a hotel or paying for those coin operated germ infested showers at the KOA. Hell no! F-that! Here's one thing you could do without paying a dime. If your in a relatively large city, and Iv'e found it doesn't even have to be that large of a city, you look up where the nearest health club is. Either look it up in the phone book or if you brought your computer with wireless (see wardriving) look it up right in the comforts of your vehicle. Once you've found one or two, take your pick, go there and say you have just moved to the area and am thinking of joining. They usually have a trial period, typically one week, you can sign up for. Now, if your successful, and there really is no reason not to be unless your some kind of moralistic, nervous tiking wreck who can't tell white lies without sweating profusely and looking up to the right and left while blinking repeatedly like you've just had sawdust blown in your eyes, you can maintain your healthy schwarzenhaeger like biceps (when he was younger hopefully) then take your 15+ min hot shower. ho0 rah! Oh, and try to look respectable when you go visit the health club, you don't want to give yourself away that your a cheap bastard that hates the outrageous prices they charge for hotel rooms.